problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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