Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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