i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
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