she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
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