That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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