My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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