This girl is more easily done than said...
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Pants are for mortals
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