Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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