we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
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