Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
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