beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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