He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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