Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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