Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
You ruined the universe
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Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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