North Korea, Best Korea!
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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