Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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