Whod you bang
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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