Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
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tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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