They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
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