The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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