That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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