Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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