I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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