Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Randomize
