oh god the rape fog is back!
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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