it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I think I just sharted jello shots
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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