I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
Randomize
