Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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