Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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