...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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