I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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