No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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