Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
It's shark week go big or go home
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
jump out the window naked night went bad
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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