They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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