some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
birth control should be required to get into college
bring money and cleavage
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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