how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
