It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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