I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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