i was rollin on her like bob the builder
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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