You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
