I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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