Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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