I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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