So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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