How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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