i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Randomize
