I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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