My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
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