she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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