oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
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