i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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