im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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