Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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