Having a random hookup so left but love u
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
they need to just BURY HIM!
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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