so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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