ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
there is puke in my bra ... again
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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